ALL ABOUT GUNS FOR BABIES
An exercise program for babies
Your baby is weak and that means it's in danger. Anybody could run up and punch your baby. In a back alley scrap? Your baby is meat.
Our exercise program Guns for Babies, is a multi-step circuit program designed to blast your baby's tris and traps and bring all new gains to your baby's biceps.
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Don't have a weak baby- get your baby doing our 30-day program Guns for Babies today!
IT'S AN ARMS (AND BICEPS) RACE
Your baby cannot afford to look weak
FOCUSED ON THE LATEST ADVANCEMENTS IN BABY SCIENCE
Babies are lazy, so we've worked with leading psychologists to use the carrot not the stick to get your baby to start burning fat and losing weight. Then we work with leading nutritionists to maximize muscle gain until your baby is as shredded as cheddar.
ABSOLUTELY FREE
This is a totally free program but we do sell every single piece of both you and your babies information- ssn, cup size, credit rating and thigh width will all be shared with our 'partners' who give us quite a bit of money to build a social and psychological profile of you as a consumer.
GunsForBabies.Org (GFB) is not responsible for the consequences or side effects of exposing your toddler to the GFB program. This includes but is not limited to blinding rage, crippling incontinence and in some cases death.